What Is This Feeling?

Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle

My dear father

There’s been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz

But of course, I’ll care for Nessa

But of course, I’ll rise above it

For I know that’s how you’d want me to respond

Yes

There’s been some confusion for, you see, my roommate is

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe

Blonde

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

My pulsе is rushing

My head is reeling

Yeah, well, my facе is flushing

What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

For your face

Your voice

Your clothing

Let’s just say
I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple, utter loathing
There’s a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It’s so pure, so strong
Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you my whole life long

Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don’t think I could
She’s a terror, she’s a tartar, we don’t mean to show a bias
But, Galinda, you’re a martyr

Well, these things are sent to try us

Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you, we’re all on your side
We share your loathing

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Unadulterated loathing

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

For her face, her voice, her clothing

My pulse is rushing

Let’s just say

My head is reeling

We loathe it all

Oh, what is this feeling?

Every little trait, however small

Does it have a name?

Makes our very flesh begin to crawl

Yes

Ah

Loathing

Loathing

There’s a strange exhilaration

Loathing

In such total detestation

Loathing

It’s so pure, so strong

So strong

Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing for forever
Loathing truly deeply
Loathing you (Loathing you)

My whole life long

Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

Boo!

Ah!